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I got tagged by :iconnacholvr98: and :iconpokegirl297: and they tagged me with THE SAME MEME.  You wanna know how that happened?  They tagged each other first. XD  Well, I'll do Nacho's meme first~


1. You wake up to find the entire Italian army at your doorstep asking if you have any pasta. Do you feed them or fend them off, and if so, how?
I tell them I don't have any because Poland stole not only my pasta, but the world's pasta, in order to feed his pony army.

2. You just invented a time machine that can only be used once and transport you back. Where would you go, and what would you do?
I would go back to this morning, before I left to go to school, and tell my past self to wear sneakers instead of Ugg boots because it will snow later.  My poor Ugg-a-lugs.... ;___;'

3. You're at school when you open your locker, only to find Austria inside, pickpocketing your backpack for spare change. What do you do?
First I would ask, "How the Hell did you fit in here?" Then I would say, "Well, I'm not sure where you got the backpack, because I never keep anything in here.  I use my best friend's locker 'cuz I forgot the combination to this one!  You can stay in here if you want, though." Afterwards, I would slam the locker door shut.

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with France, who keeps insisting that you have to help him "Repopulate the island." Do you sink or swim?
Well, I can't swim, and I don't want to die, so... I'll run to the opposite side of the island while France is asleep, make a signal fire, and then a plane would suddenly appear and take me home!  Hooray!!

5. You didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition... Tell me what happened!
A-all I did was steal a couple million pesos from a bank!!  I AM AN INNOCENT KID!!!

6. The Norwegian Butter Crisis moved to your country! How do you cope?
Smuggle some cows and goats from Canada; crisis averted.

7. Are you procrastinating right now?
Yes!  How did you know, meme?

8. ZEUS IS AIMING HIS LIGHTNING BOLTS AT YOU! IS THIS SPARTA OR NOT?!
OMG, ZEUS!!!  TAKE ME TO MOUNT OLYMPUS!!!!

9. Did you notice I skipped number 4?
You did...?  YOU LIE LIKE THE CAKE, MEME!!!
10. Are you mad because I lied?
TOTARRY!!  HURRDURRDURRRRR.... no, not really.

Now for PokeGirl's meme!! 8D


1. Italy is being annoying as hell and running around making a mess, screaming for pasta, crying about his shoelaces or Germany, etc. And you're trying to finish some work that is due the next day and it's 11:59pm. What do you do?
Give him a pacifier; KEEP CALM AND SUCK DAT BINKY, ITALY.

2. You're training with Germany, you're horrible exhausted, and you've still got 364278450238457235402 more hours to go. What do you do?
I call Switzerland and tell him that Germany stole his favorite shotgun.  Once Switzerland shows up and starts shooting at Germany, I catch a taxi home while they're both distracted.

3. You're at Japan's house, and he's trying to hide his otaku stuff, but you're really trying to get to it as an otaku yourself. How do you try to get past Kiku and get to his stuff?
I tell him America's trying to bomb him again, and while he travels to America's house, I get all the sugoi goodies!

4. America jumped off the top of a 1000000000000 story building wearing a Superman cape, believing it will make him fly, but obviously not. Save him or let him die? How?
I call the real Superman and tell him there's a crazy fanboy who jumped off a building, thinking he can fly.  Then he'll save America; crisis averted.

5. You're having teatime with England, and his brows...seem to have a mind of their own. He doesn't notice. How do you react?
I have my Gloom use SleepingPowder, and while Iggy's asleep, I pull out a razor and shave his eyebrows till they're thin.

6. France was hiding in your bed when you went to bed, shortly after you shut the windows and door, and turned off the lights! How do you escape? DO YOU escape?!
I play along until France touches me.  Then I take my robe's belt off and strangle him with it.

7. You're stuck at a huge Chinese New Year's party with China, you've had enough to eat but they keep giving you more, you're tired but they won't let you go to bed, and China is drunk. What the heck do you do.
I tell him the Big Chinese Meeting is about to start, and I leave while he prepares to beat up his Asian bros.

8. Russia came to you, running away/hiding from Belarus, who is in the process of tearing off the doorknob...you have 5 seconds! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?! HURRY!!
Human shield tiemz!!!! *Uses Russia as a shield to protect myself from the raging Belarus*

9. Prussia is depressed because Gilbird finally grew up into a full-fledged chicken. How do you attempt to cheer him up?
I assure him that once Gilbird finds a pretty lady chicken, they'll hatch a bunch of little Gilbird Juniors!!

10. Sealand asks you about the strange things he saw Sweden and Finland doing last night. What do you tell him?
I tell him they were trying to hatch Gilbird's children.

And now for my questions:

1. Italy walks up to you and asks, "What is yaoi?"  WHAT DO YOU DO?
2. You see an old lady getting mugged by a guy ten times your size.  Your phone's dead, all the superheroes are dead, and everyone on Earth has moved to the Moon.  WHAT DO YOU DO?
3. Would you rather play video games until you give yourself a seizure, or eat until you throw up numerous times, as well as gain a ton of weight?
4. Do you like waffles?
5. What is your favorite book series?
6. Who is one of your least favorite anime characters(If you don't like/watch anime, name a character from a book)?
7. What is one of the weirdest things you did when you were little?
8. You win a beauty pageant and are given one million dollars as a prize.  Do you donate it to a charity dedicated to feeding starving children in Africa, or keep it all to yourself, and ONLY yourself?
9. Have you ever fallen down stairs before?
10. What are the top five places that you would like to visit/live in before you die?

I TAG :iconpokegirl297:, :iconnacholvr98:, AND :iconjoshua503:

PokeGirl, Nacho, NEVER TAG ME WITH THE SAME MEME AGAIN!!!  thank you, and GOOD NIGHT!!!! *Disappears*
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Joshua503's avatar
I. . . Shall perform this! Wait, do I do yours or yours and the other two?